Ode to Ben

Oh Ye Big Ben so young at a position so new,

playing behind the coaches son for the Findlay Gold and Blue.

You had your glory and rose to fame,

Only to attend a small school like Miami, sorta lame?

Impressive you were throughout your college career,

luckily you were drafted by the steelers so for you I did not have to cheer.

A quick rise to fame with the steeler gold and black,

apparently you felt this gave you a free pass to mack.

Slow on the field with a nickname of "Big",

you got in a wreck like an 18 wheel rig.

Your head skid across the pavement like the tip of a match,

Honestly steeler nation? you're stuck with Charlie Batch?

Looks like his problems are far behind him,

Oh wait, was that rape victim out west named Kim?

Oh how thee mountain of greaseball you've let us down,

such an embarrassment, the nike mural in your home town.

We thought one and done was your rape motto,

never did we expect tabloids would hit the lotto.

Soon you'll be forgotten as the NFL MVP,

next time you think about it, say no to your wee wee.